April 2012
Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Facts about elephants... eh, mostly reasons why I like elephants:
They are vegetarians/vegan: Their diet consists of grasses, leaves, bamboo, barks, roots, and bananas and sugar cane! Fuck yeah sugar cane! I like sugar! God we’re like twins.
Basically a bunch of hippies: They are said to have no natural enemies except for humans. So fuck yeah they are the peaceful animals! Go elephants!
They’re like intelligent stoners: Well, mostly they have a really rad memory and have intelligence and wisdom up the yin yang… and I’m just stoned right know so I can just picture them being little stoners.
